Happy Reminder
Mun: Tom Hiddleston, most likely, jerks off. Isn’t that just a glorious, erotic mental image?
Mun: Tom Hiddleston, most likely, jerks off. Isn’t that just a glorious, erotic mental image?
(None of these are mine!)
That hand/hair porn. OMG STAHHHP.
That last one…is just…fucking great.
“Girl… You can’t fool me.
I know you’ve thought of me dripping like this before. Except in those fantasies I wasn’t wearing this shirt… Or pants…”
Are you mimicking the sound that I make every time your face appears on my screen?
As I rub my thighs together sensually…
Yes. I sound like a fucking dinosaur when I’m aroused. Sexualsaurus.
I’d still kiss that face. Blue skin/Blood-red eyes and all. <3
Did my package finally come? I ordered a Tom ages ago!
Wait a minute. That was just a dream…
Oh well. I’m not going to look a gift horse in the mouth.
(But I’ll definitely be looking that gift horse in the cock.)
Good. I see you’re already bent over.
Let me just get the paddle.
What was the safe word again? Pudding?
If Tom sat like anymore of a fucking whore, he’d split his pants open.
Wait…
Forget I said anything! Just keep pulling those bad boys apart…
Hey, Tom! How early did you have to get up to do your hair like that?
Just kidding. That question implies that I don’t watch you sleep every night…
Work that pole, Loki.
I’d like to work another Asgardian pole, if you catch my drift.
It’s his penis. It’s always his penis.