the person who made this is a genius!!!!! ICYHOT HAHAHAAHAHA!!!
ROFL ROFL @ his face in the Pepto one!
“Girl… You can’t fool me.
I know you’ve thought of me dripping like this before. Except in those fantasies I wasn’t wearing this shirt… Or pants…”
Are you mimicking the sound that I make every time your face appears on my screen?
As I rub my thighs together sensually…
Yes. I sound like a fucking dinosaur when I’m aroused. Sexualsaurus.
Did my package finally come? I ordered a Tom ages ago!
Wait a minute. That was just a dream…
Oh well. I’m not going to look a gift horse in the mouth.
(But I’ll definitely be looking that gift horse in the cock.)