I said...KNEEL!

hiddlestonisthegodofmischief:

“Girl… You can’t fool me.

I know you’ve thought of me dripping like this before. Except in those fantasies I wasn’t wearing this shirt… Or pants…”

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hiddlestonisthegodofmischief:

Are you mimicking the sound that I make every time your face appears on my screen?

As I rub my thighs together sensually…

Yes. I sound like a fucking dinosaur when I’m aroused. Sexualsaurus.

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missbutterflywitchlady:

I came. I saw. I conquered. by ~THEDOCTOROFWHOOVES

Also responsible for…..

But this is why we all love him and his swag of mischief!!>w<

hiddlestonisthegodofmischief:

Did my package finally come? I ordered a Tom ages ago!

Wait a minute. That was just a dream…

Oh well. I’m not going to look a gift horse in the mouth. (But I’ll definitely be looking that gift horse in the cock.)

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hiddlestonisthegodofmischief:

Good. I see you’re already bent over.

Let me just get the paddle.

What was the safe word again? Pudding?

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hiddlestonisthegodofmischief:

If Tom sat like anymore of a fucking whore, he’d split his pants open.

Wait…

Forget I said anything! Just keep pulling those bad boys apart…

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hiddlestonisthegodofmischief:

Hey, Tom! How early did you have to get up to do your hair like that?

Just kidding. That question implies that I don’t watch you sleep every night…

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hiddlestonisthegodofmischief:

Work that pole, Loki.

I’d like to work another Asgardian pole, if you catch my drift.

It’s his penis. It’s always his penis.

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hiddlestonisthegodofmischief:

Stop being adorable and drawing a picture of a horse for a fucking stranger.

Or I swear to God I will take you on that desk right now and spank your ass with that sketchbook.

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hiddlestonisthegodofmischief:

Just casually imagining that body undressed… above me… and those biceps holding him up to continually thrust into me…

You know…just normal weeknight thoughts.

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